How to get the most out of your sprinkler

Start by watching your brother modestly and discretely dip his toes in the water. Watch your brother adventure further into the vortex of the sprinkler and decide that, hmmm maybe I am a little thirsty, too. Don't get too close to the water, you don't want to get your watermelon rind wet. Okay fine, lean in a little closer and maybe you can catch a few drops with your tongue. Finally, imitate your brother, get soaking wet and provide your mother with her favorite picture of the summer.