The scene:  Almost dinnertime last night at the Pauley household.  

The characters:  Coco, Tootsie, Trigger and a bunch of humans who weren't feeding the pets fast enough.  

The location:  Tootsie's dog dish.  

Coco says, "If Coco doesn't have dinner, no one gets to have dinner.  

Tootsie says, "Don't eat the cat, don't eat the cat, don't eat the cat."