Monday, September 27, 2010

Football!

We loaded up the car on Saturday and packed a weekend full of fun. We headed down to Greeley for a 5k race benefiting a little girl who's parents are from Rawlins. It was a nice race and the whole family participated. Glenn pushed the two kids in the jogging stroller and managed to beat me by a good three minutes. Found out that winner of the race was 11, and SHE beat me by about 11 minutes. It's good to know who your competitors are. After the race, we packed everyone up and headed to Laramie for the football game. We took the scenic route, but some of us didn't find it very scenic. Will kept himself occupied with his Legos. He's really getting good at putting things together. He always has a rocket ship or a race car in various stages of production. The only downside is that there are often little pieces of pointy plastic all over this stinkin' house. They wreak havoc on bare feet.
Have you all met my boyfriend Jake? He's a lumberjack. Glenn's getting tired of this joke, but after two weeks with the beard, I'm still not quite used to seeing it on his face. It's staying through hunting season. Hubba hubba Hey look! It's the elusive blogger! Who needs to wear more eye makeup!
We ended up in Laramie for a beautiful day for a football game. It was our first football game of the year and other than the final score, we had a really good time. The kids did pretty well. Reina poured a gatorade all over the people next to us with about 2 minutes left in the game, but other than that, we made it through relatively unscathed. Here's our little football fan. She had a great time playing on the stairs and dancing to the music from the marching band. When the music would start, she would bob her head and then start to wave her arms and shake her bottom. She's a slave to the music! Will had a great time eating popcorn and clapping his hands when everyone else did. He got tired in the second half so we made a little bed on the bench for him to lie down. That worked well until we noticed that he was eating peanuts that people behind us were dropping on the floor. As we were leaving, Will noticed a bag of doritos on the floor that someone had dropped. He reached down and grabbed one and ate it. I think we're raising a raccoon. Except, at least raccoons wash their hands willingly.
At the game, we sat behind the UW women's basketball coach. I didn't want to bother him, but he was very friendly and chatting with everyone around us. I finally tapped him on the shoulder and introduced him to Reina, who should be in his recruiting class of 2027. I said that we didn't know what kind of shooter she would be but that she does have a heck of an arm already. He was glad to hear that and he looked at her and told her that she was welcome to bring her binky with her to campus. Frankly, I'm relieved because at the rate we are going, she probably will.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The best *thing* I've ever grown

As the summer winds to a close, I have to take a break from the baby blogging and talk about gardening for a few minutes. For several years now, I've tried to have a little garden and we've had varying levels of success with tomatoes, rhubarb, a couple of tiny strawberries and one very robust zucchini plant. At this point in our lives, neither nor Glenn nor I have the time to devote to a large garden so we make do with some veggies in pots and flowers who can look after themselves. This year was no different, except for one notable exception. Meet the biggest plant we've ever grown.

Looks good, yes? Full leaves, dark green fruit, errr... vegetable... errr squash? Maybe its a watermelon? Even better? It's growing out of our compost bin. It's self-sufficient, doesn't need watering, clearly gets nutrients from watermelon rinds and moldy peaches. At last count, it had about 12 blossoms and two fruit. We've had a few cold nights this month but it keeps going strong.
The only problem? WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Reina

There are two sides to our Reina. One is the side that the public (and most of the extended family) sees. She's cute, quiet and calm. She sits in the stroller for an hour while you walk on the Cheyenne historic home tour. She behaves in her Montessori classroom and takes a nap without putting up a fight. She's friendly, but not obnoxious. She's calm and politely asks for more snack. She has a lovely disposition and a pleasing personality. And then there's the other Reina. The Reina who throws a (mostly) full box of cereal down the stairs and then squeals when you won't let her eat the pieces coated in dog hair. The shrieking reaches epic proportion when you won't let her help you sweep. There's the Reina who takes great pleasure in pushing her brother through the screen door. He thinks their playing a game. She thinks she's establishing her dominance. Speaking of 'brother,' I'm constantly humming the tune to "anything you can do, I can do better" when I'm with the two kiddos. Reina's thought pattern goes a little something like this: Hmmm, Will got to take his shirt off after dinner because he spilled and it was all wet. Well, my shirt is perfectly dry but someone better take this thing off because I'm sitting here yanking on it and communicating that I am not happy with the shirt situation. TAKE OFF MY SHIRT LADY! Thank you, much better. Now let's watch cartoons. Meet the Reina who throws herself to the floor, sidewalk, church aisle, grocery store floor, etc., when you dare to contradict her in anyway, shape or form. It's a good thing she's so much lighter than her brother. I just scoop her up in this position and carry her to the carseat, house, bathroom, soundproof room...Did I mention tantrums? She's mastered the art of the tantrum. If that doesn't work, she'll lash out and try to slap. If that doesn't work, she growls. It's sort of like having a friendly mongoose around the house. It's a good thing she's so darn cute.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

For Glenn, while he is away

On September 10, Glenn left for a 9-day trip to Alaska to hunt caribou. I am going to make him guest post here very soon and overload us with pictures of Alaska and all of his adventures. In the meantime, I kept a running diary of the events that were happening while he was gone. It started off as a way to assign him demerits that he would have to make up for when he got back, but suprisingly, everything went pretty well and I have nothing err, very little to complain about.

Dear Glenn:
Thursday: You left in the wee hours of the morning and I was successful in getting everyone dressed, lunches made, and all of us out the door in a reasonable amount of time. I did sashay into work an hour late but those are just minor details. After work, the kids and I went to the annual Montessori family picnic. You called while we there and several other parents overheard me (jokingly!) ask if you were having dinner at a strip club in Anchorage. I'm not sure how that will affect our reputation. It could go either way, really.

Friday: (We recently decided to hire a housekeeping service to come over twice a month. Friday was their first day) You should have seen this house after the cleaners were here. It was gorgeous! They did a great job with the details, stacking books, cleaning off tabletops, throwing away the little tiny pieces of paper that seem to rapidly reproduce in our house. It seriously looked like we never lived here. I seriously thought about finding a way to keep the kids out of the house until you come home. Next Friday.

Saturday: We all woke up early (of course!) and met up with Vicky at the Farmer's Market. We picked out some great peaches and a few other odds and ends. When I got back home, the kids were a little quiet and when I felt foreheads, I knew why. Both of them were running fevers. I missed you very much at that point.

Sunday: The Pauley Grandparents were at the house to help out with the workload and it was very much appreciated. They left after lunch and I looked forward to a chance to nap while both kids napped. Here's how that worked.

1:00 p.m. Reina falls asleep
1:30 p.m. Will is talked into a nap and heads to his room.
1:31 p.m. Reina wakes up screaming.
1:32 p.m. I take Reina downstairs in the hopes that she'll fall asleep on my lap while I'm watching football.
1:33 p.m. The football game is so stressful/exciting/irritating/frustrating/disappointing that the pounding of my heart and a few well-placed cuss words prevent Reina from feeling drowsy.
2:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. I wrestle with Reina to get her to fall back asleep. I include threats, intimidation and reasoning as techniques to get her to sleep. Reina is 19-months old and hardly speaks English. My techniques do not work.
3:31 p.m. Bored of fighting with me, Reina falls asleep.
3:33 p.m. Will wakes up crying. Loudly.
3:35 p.m. Reina wakes up.
3:36 p.m. I give up.

Monday: Aunt Vicky and I decide to take the kids to Fort Collins after work to visit some of our favorite grocery stores and eat something yummy for dinner. The trip goes pretty well until I get home. It's about 45 minutes after bedtime and I still have to bathe both kids, unpack groceries and watch the Rockies game. I only have myself to blame but it was a pretty frantic few minutes there. I did manage to get both kids cleaned up, but while I was bathing Will, Reina fell asleep on our bed and stayed there all night. As Will would say, we're having a sweepover!

Tuesday & Wednesday: I get up late, make kids lunches, drag everyone to school, go to work myself, work, go for a jog over my lunch hour, return to work sweaty and try to hide in my office the rest of the afternoon, pick kids up, try to survive the evenings. I have lots of help from grandparents and aunts and it actually goes pretty smoothly. But I am tired of bathing people and making lunches. I'm starting to count down the hours until you get back. This whole parenting things is really affecting my ability to lay on the couch and watch the Rockies' games. Will says that Daddy is far, far away and states emphatically that you are coming back and bringing him a present. I make a note to remind you to pick something up in the airport on Friday.

Thursday: I make it to work relatively on time. Pick up kids after work and go to the first MOPS meeting of the year. Will's not a big fan of the MOPS meetings but he does alright as long as he can be in the same playroom with Reina. I check on them at one point and they are sitting side-by-side eating dinner and just talking to each other. Awwww, that makes my heart warm. Except to think of them in the future, not having any friends, only hanging out with each other, and being known as "those weird Pauley kids." We might have to work on that.
Friday: It's Friday! You are coming home today! To celebrate, the kids and I have pancakes for dinner and everyone goes to bed without baths. I plan on not changing any diapers, making lunches, or bathing people for the next 10 days. Welcome home, honey!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A preview of Halloween

I know it's blurry and I know it's only September 14, but have you ever seen a cuter cowboy? And how perfect will this picture be for his graduation party? Mommmmmm! The kids and I trekked to Target yesterday after work. I had seen a costume for Reina over the weekend and I thought it was perfect at the time but I figured I would wait a few weeks. After thinking about, I had a case of shopper's panic and I was worried that it would sell out so we headed back. Since I had both kids with me, I told Will that he could pick out his costume, too.

Indulge me in a brief tangent - as a kid, I NEVER had a store-made costume. My mom, in all her art-teacher creativity, spent countless hours putting our costumes together. My sister was once a can of Pepsi. I was Nefertiti (going through a Egyptology phase) one year and Merlin the next. For Merlin, my mom covered her own blue velour bathrobe with hundreds of those little metallic stars. Seriously, how long did that take? She also continued to wear that robe for years, even though it was covered with little white dots as the stickers fell off in the wash and left behind their glue. That's true dedication to your craft, people.

SO, back to my story. I swore that I wouldn't do store bought costumes (like the one above -that's just one piece of polyester with everything pre-printed and probably manufactured by 10-yr olds) but when your 3-yr-old's eyes light up as he spots the one Woody costume in his size, after carefully studying Spider-man, Buzz and some weird robot thing, well, what you can you do? You buy it and hope that it doesn't wear out, rip, get lost, or be boring by the time October 31 rolls around.

Oh, Reina's costume? Yeah, you're going to have to wait a little longer for that one. Trust me, it will be worth it.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Pronouns

Will: Reina's your daughter and I'm your son.

Glenn: That's right Will, good job!

Will: (to me) And I'm your daddy.

Me: No, your my son too.

Will: I'm your daddy and your my son.

Fast forward five minutes in which we carefully explain different words and get everything straightened out on who's who in the family.

Will: I'm your son and Reina's your daughter and daddy's my daddy.

Lucy: That's right, you did it!

Will: (said with emphasis and satisfaction) And I'm your mommy.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Labor Day weekend

I guess summer is officially over with, now that Labor Day is behind us. The Pauley family had a great weekend. The four of us snuck out of town for a few days at the Medicine Bow Lodge. I can't say enough about the ranch. The food was terrific, the cabins were cozy, the scenery was gorgeous, the staff was very nice and no one seemed to mind all of the toddler shrieking, and the horses were lovely. It was really nice to get out of town for a few days. I wish we could have stayed longer. I have about a billion photos to share, so grab a cup of coffee and hunker down.

We arrived on Saturday morning just a few minutes before lunch. After unpacking and checking out the place, we sat down for a great homemade lunch. Some of us really enjoyed it. After lunch and before nap, we played out in the park area. Seriously, will someone give that girl a haircut already?!! That night we had another good meal, watched a little bit of football on the big screen in the lodge and played foosball. I kicked Glenn's butt but he did beat me at pool. The next morning we enjoyed a great breakfast and planned our day. Pancakes!
Overalls! Glenn and I got to take a short horseback ride in the morning and in the afternoon, it was the kid's turn. Here we have Fireman Cowboy Will and his slightly less enthusiastic sister. Will loved riding the horse. The wrangler led him around a few times by himself and he was over the moon. He talked to the horse and sang and basically acted like he was born up there. Reina was definitely skeptical. She loved looking at the horses from the security of mom or dad's arms, but being up there on the saddle was well, not her idea of fun. I would have like to have known the choice words that were running through her head at this point. After a few minutes of sharing the saddle with brother, she relaxed a little bit and ever-so-slightly smiled. That afternoon, the whole gang hiked a short distance to a beaver pond and fished for a while. Will was very helpful - he even carried his own fishing pole. Reina helped point out the fish. On our last morning, Glenn and I snuck away for a long trail ride. We had a great time, saw some trees starting to turn and even heard a couple of elk bugling. I didn't pay close attention to the forecast and we woke up to Fall weather on Monday morning, hence the bundled-up appearance. It was cold! You would think that I had just moved to Wyoming or something. I should know better.
So while there are no pictures of all of the other weekend events (Reina's tantrum over napping on Saturday, Will's tantrum over napping on Saturday and wearing jeans on Sunday "those are baby pants!", Will's tantrum over not being allowed to eat dinner while lying on the floor of the dining room, Glenn's tantrum when... oh wait, Glenn didn't have any tantrums, my allergy attacks because of all of the nature, that point one night when both kids woke up screaming because they realized they weren't in their own beds at home, etc. etc. etc.) our Labor Day weekend was the perfect end to the summer. We hope you had a good one, too.